What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

one morning i turned on my tv

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What would Muhammed do?

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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