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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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