why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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