Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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