How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...