What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Black people

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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PENIS

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Atheism

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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