If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what do you call a black guy african american

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Your face

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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