- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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