What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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