- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

drew edminstin is a rat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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