why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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womens rights

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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