- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

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