- Anti Joke

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

1+1=2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

1+1=2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!