Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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