- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Justin Beiber's Talent.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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