A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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OIO

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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i have a christmas tree.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Anti Joke

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