- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you end a sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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