- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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