- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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