Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Poop...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Neil Lewis

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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