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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

say it ten times fast: oh

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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