- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Latvia isn't a joke

black people

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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