- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Good job, son.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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