- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Title IX

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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