- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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