- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

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