- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??