- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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