- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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