what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

OIO

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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