- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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