- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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