- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Swag.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Thats what she said

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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