whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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