- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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