- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I'm gay.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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