- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

poop.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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