- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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