- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I love pissing people off :P

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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