- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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