- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

CAVE JOHNSON.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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