- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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