- Anti Joke

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.