- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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