- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

The WNBA

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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