besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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