- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What is your bill about? Clinton

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's 2+2? Fish

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