- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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