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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Justin Bieber.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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