Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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This is an anti-joke.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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BIG PENIS

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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