Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Anti Joke

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