- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Knock knock open

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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