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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Penis.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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