A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Haha, I get it..

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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