- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Skinny people fart less.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

i like men but im not gay

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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