- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A bar walks into a man

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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