- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why? Why not?

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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