Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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