- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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