A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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This is funny.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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