wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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HOLY COW!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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