- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A russian gives away vodka.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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