A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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