- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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