- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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