- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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