- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

why did the zebra cross the road?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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