Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

woman's rights

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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