- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

That's illegal What? Your mom

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.