- Anti Joke

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

1+1=2

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

That's illegal What? Your mom