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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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