- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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