- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

N-E Pats never cheated

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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