Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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