- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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