- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Nero, sure you are okay?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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