You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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