- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Women's rights

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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