- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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