- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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