"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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